Transportation: Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my...

By Mycardoesn'tevenwork - 22/02/2016 20:16 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML

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By patch91 - 05/04/2011 02:03

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

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By in pain - 15/03/2011 22:57

Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML

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By mandapanda - 02/02/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work in the aftermath of a terrible blizzard that came through my area last night, a lady slid through an intersection and hit my car, totaling it. I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. No one told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2021 08:00

Today, I got hit by a car walking to work. My first thought wasn't to call 911 or my husband, but to call work to let them know I wouldn't be able to make it in for my shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 15:00

Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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By piece of crap car - 04/01/2017 06:27 - United States - Portland

Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML

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By hotdogbunz - 23/01/2018 19:00

Today, my coworker was supposed to pick me up to go to a work event as my car is broken. I waited 3 hours and he never showed. After he arrived late to the event due to traffic, he told my boss that he waited for me and I never came out. Guess who's unemployed now. FML

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By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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ruckfules85 34

Monday 22 February 2016 23:08

"Sorry my car wreck was inconvenient for you. I will be sure to schedule my next accident better in the future."

Mylehz 13

Monday 22 February 2016 23:08

I don't understand how bosses think such things can even be controlled.

Comments

kamr3n 13

Monday 22 February 2016 23:06

Maybe you really "should quit that job."

EyesofStone 27

Monday 22 February 2016 23:07

Maybe he was having a bad day and lashed out. I'm sure later on he'll be more understanding.

Mylehz 13

Monday 22 February 2016 23:08

I don't understand how bosses think such things can even be controlled.

meunluckycharms 16

Tuesday 23 February 2016 5:18

I don't understand how some bosses get ahold of their position

ruckfules85 34

Monday 22 February 2016 23:08

"Sorry my car wreck was inconvenient for you. I will be sure to schedule my next accident better in the future."

ComoEsJuan 24

Monday 22 February 2016 23:08

Was the other driver ******** themselves?

bstarqueen 16

Monday 22 February 2016 23:10

LOL

noah_1234 24

Monday 22 February 2016 23:10

When would be a better time to get in an accident?

ThePaperDragon 31

Monday 22 February 2016 23:10

I really hate when my plans for ruining my car interfere with my work schedule.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Monday 22 February 2016 23:11

I mean, who schedules a wreck in their calendar without setting the alarm to go with it or consulting with their boss prior to it... You only have yourself to blame, OP.