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By -1 friend - 17/05/2013 21:16 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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By rawkdinosawr - 09/05/2009 15:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML

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By sh3n-D - 07/06/2012 21:26 - Denmark - Herning

Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML

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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

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By changeddaily - 20/03/2011 04:52 - Australia

Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML

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Chill out

By Utterly fucked - 17/04/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom - Stourbridge

Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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Dude, chill out

By U... - 18/08/2023 22:00

Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML

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Diss track

By Popscene - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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Hobbit79 10

Saturday 18 May 2013 0:57

When people are losing an argument all they do is correct the other person's grammar. Tsk tsk.

Freethaawave 19

Saturday 18 May 2013 1:00

Next time don't answer your door when someone with a big temper is banging it down.

Comments

lymyabean 15

Saturday 18 May 2013 7:49

You really should've mended this problem with chicken nuggets before it went too far

simoncat 11

Saturday 18 May 2013 8:44

It's time for new friends. Preferably literate ones.

brianarodz20 5

Saturday 18 May 2013 8:49

atleast you can say he didnt keyboard you to death . but he acually punched you !

ozpunker 20

Saturday 18 May 2013 9:03

What was the argument about?

amelia_suhayda 22

Saturday 18 May 2013 9:03

Wtf?! Anger management much? I'm sorry that happened OP.

Medd_fml 13

Saturday 18 May 2013 9:07

Why are you Skyping with someone who lives close enough to drive over JUST to punch you in the face?

Meme1988 18

Saturday 18 May 2013 9:20

Wow! Anger managment much?!

greatdanen 6

Saturday 18 May 2013 9:56

Am I blind, or is everyone accepting, that the point of arguments is "winning" ?

Charryboo 11

Saturday 18 May 2013 10:02

Clearly you did something to very much piss this person off..

simsgirlgem 25

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:07

okay when someone drives to your house just to punch you you need to get a restraining order until he takes anger management classes

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