By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
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rainesan 0

Well, considering that 90% of nerve endings in the ****** are in the first inch or so of the ****** (especially near the opening) and the g-spot is only about 2 inches in there isn't really a need for a large penis...really a large penis would miss those most sensitive areas

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Huzzah 0

I dont see anything wrong with small dicks to be honest.

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BoCo_fml 9

I agree a large penis just hurts. I like it a little on the small side, it feels awesome.

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JustAGirl_fml 0

So how much experience does she have that she's such an expert on penis size? Someone who cares for you wouldn't say that, you deserve better.

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themanistheman 0

i would have slapped the shit out of her.. what a bitch

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Rollercoaster_fml 0

Sure... most of the nerve endings are at the opening...but that doesn't mean that the ladies don't enjoy the feeling of a fully stretched ******... that can sometimes be more pleasurable?

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lyssypoo 0

That is ****** up. People should really consider thinking before they speak!

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uminuscooll 0

It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean!! ;]

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