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By charlie3289 - 27/10/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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datoismyname 22

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:18

Wow what a thief.

kaprookie 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:19

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Glassmaster 0

Friday 28 October 2011 7:58

Honestly, I'd say this is one of the top 10 YDIs of all time. You're an idiot and an asshole.

CassieStrawbs 7

Friday 28 October 2011 8:07

Dick move.

Zerofaith 0

Friday 28 October 2011 8:13

New time do the right thing and give it back!!!!! The funny thing is karma is a bitch it will come back To you !!

ash1rose 11

Friday 28 October 2011 8:14

Did you honestly think you'd find any sympathy here?! You're not only a douchebag thief but a complete idiot as well.

lkalili 7

Friday 28 October 2011 8:22

******* idiot. Good to know if I ever loser my phone, I'm not getting it back, fag

problem25 0

Friday 28 October 2011 8:37

Idiot

kayd0890 0

Friday 28 October 2011 9:07

what kind of idoit are you !

ajourdhui 0

Friday 28 October 2011 9:14

Wtf, you jerk! I'm glad everyone at work will have their eye on you from now on

sleepindevil 15

Friday 28 October 2011 9:31

Why would you want to steal an iPhone anyway jeeez. DYI

Airborn0280 18

Friday 28 October 2011 9:39

Should have turned it off as soon as you relized you wanted to keep it.

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