Kids: Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain...

By vballqt201 - 21/06/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain animals make. I decided to trick him and ask him what sound I make. He immediately says, "MOOOO". FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By Trish - 30/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I tried to bond with my baby nephew by making funny faces at him. He stared at me like I was the most confusing creature he had ever seen, then burst into tears so loud it scared the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2012 13:59 - United States

Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML

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Loud fart

By naomi3271 - 18/11/2019 20:00

Today, I accidentally scared my one year-old son with my huge, smelly fart that was really loud. He now won't come near me without crying. FML

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Moo

By Moo - 27/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I had to sleep in a room with my son, since we are visiting relatives at a farm. Every time a cow moos, he says "Cow". I can't sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2020 04:01 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I sat outside for a half hour hysterically laughing at this kid next door for constantly mooing like a cow. My mum came out to inform me the kid is severely disabled. I even mooed back at one stage. FML

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By njh - 27/03/2015 13:29 - Ireland

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

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You ******* idiot

By Handuh15 - 31/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was babysitting with my best friend, watching my one-year-old cousin. We thought it would be funny to say a bunch of swear words in front of him, since he didn't know how to talk. Five minutes later, guess what his first word was? And guess who won't be invited over for a while? FML

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By milf - 06/08/2012 01:10 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

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By Zedscar - 15/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, my 8-year-old nephew told me he liked the way I smelt. Apparently I smell like "cat food and cheese." FML

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heatherrrx 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:07

Hahahahahahaha, the kid obviously knows what hes talking about. And you know what they say, kids say the darndest things. xD

gueeterman 4

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:11

maybe hes trying to tell you something...

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CodeMonkey123 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 22:37

MOOOOOO bwuahahahah that kid already has a since of humor and yet you don't so sad.

CodeMonkey123 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 22:42

Oh, but I call fake! One year olds can verly talk let alone call you a fat cow.

glostik 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 22:41

Haha. This isn't a FML. He's ONE. If it was a teenager this would be a FML. 'MOO' is probably the easiest word for him to pronounce. YDI.

Ughsucks 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:49

I see that you can "verly" talk as well.

whatwasthatbich 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 22:45

You didn't say the rest Of what he said "you have MOOOOBS FATTY!!"

dacho 7

Sunday 21 June 2009 22:46

Ahahahahah, fail xDDDD

DingusLvl5 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 22:48

Children these days... They can diss u, and make u post an FML.

eldeeder 2

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:03

Please, the dumb bitch tried to trick a kid and got exactly what she deserved. Nothing makes me angrier than some idiot getting their jollies trying to lie to or trick children. She is probably fat, and the kid called her out on it. To the poster: DONT FEED KIDS BULLSHIT ANYMORE.