Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself....

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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By no action Jackson - 27/09/2020 20:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2017 01:30

Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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Retaheki 27

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:53

Sounds like Kanye West.

KhaleesiDannie 26

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:51

Narcissism at its best

Comments

DroidFox 10

Thursday 5 March 2015 5:22

Kim K, is that you?

DalekWarrior26 9

Sunday 8 March 2015 3:12

i don't see the problem here

commacomma52 3

Monday 6 April 2015 4:20

?? bruh haha that is some Kanye shit

GRANDTHEFTFROG 3

Thursday 30 April 2015 23:35

Well Damn!

MassiDelta 28

Sunday 9 August 2015 23:58

Is your husband Kanye west?

iHyperModz 22

Wednesday 26 August 2015 10:59

Is your husband Kanye west?

KeithHof 12

Friday 30 October 2015 1:31

Does your name just so happen to be Kim?

BobHatake21 5

Sunday 22 November 2015 18:20

Are you married to Kanye?

deejflat 17

Wednesday 16 December 2015 21:01

Today, while jacking off to a picture of myself, my wife got home early. FML

33kameron33 12

Thursday 4 February 2016 4:25

Was this man Kanye west and are you Kim kardashian?

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Today, we finally got paperwork saying we were approved for a loan to buy a house! The only problem? It's not eligible for the county we live in. FML

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