Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself....

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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By no action Jackson - 27/09/2020 20:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2017 01:30

Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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Retaheki 27

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:53

Sounds like Kanye West.

KhaleesiDannie 26

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:51

Narcissism at its best

Comments

yolololol3 17

Saturday 31 January 2015 17:48

He really likes himself

vlalam 24

Saturday 31 January 2015 18:12

lol, no comments absolutely

Sheepalicious 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 18:45

at least hes too in love with himself to cheat!

Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5

Saturday 31 January 2015 18:47

Epic!

Steve95401 49

Saturday 31 January 2015 19:04

Love one another as you love yourself.

kittycat2007 18

Saturday 31 January 2015 19:10

Thats a new level of narcissism.

bushwhacker274 9

Saturday 31 January 2015 20:00

Kim Kardashian? You're on FML?

thes7274473 19

Saturday 31 January 2015 23:01

"Narcisexuality"

novapine 19

Saturday 31 January 2015 23:48

He was jacking off to what the picture represented. #bojack

tehdarkness 21

Sunday 1 February 2015 2:23

Wow, that's just too weird.

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