Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To...

By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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By Obi-Wan - 08/09/2019 04:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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Sunday 4 September 2011 12:16

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

roxysoxy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:16

well that's disturbing.

Comments

cyppy11 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:57

Imagine him gettting it while the opening music is playing. Too much to bear. LOL

Dommon 7

Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:27

was he doing it to chubacka?

InUrArea 4

Tuesday 6 September 2011 18:45

The original Star Trek or The Next Generation?

karbl058 2

Tuesday 6 September 2011 20:32

Hey, it's ok to be Takei!

shamille 5

Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:28

Furiously?

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:43

Get a sexy star trek costume and have sex with him. Don't judge him. **** him.

badactor009 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 3:18

Sounds like fun. I am gonna try that.

Deitsu 1

Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:15

He boldly went.

CaityHomes 0

Friday 9 September 2011 18:36

Lol nerd

Lil_Ghoul_Lolita 1

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:10

Women were VERY attractive in the 60's ESP Star Trek Original Series. Uhura was soo hot!

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