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By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By fizzie101 - 18/10/2014 21:43 - United States - San Francisco

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By Obi-Wan - 08/09/2019 04:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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What the…

By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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Sunday 4 September 2011 12:16

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

roxysoxy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:16

well that's disturbing.

Comments

sw33tt 14

Saturday 29 August 2015 21:02

Which one? Lol

Shadow9876 19

Saturday 9 April 2016 20:34

Please tell me it wasn't to a Klingon

aspecialspecial 21

Thursday 21 April 2016 18:51

Oh come now everyone has their own kind of fap material.

Cavsfodawin 21

Tuesday 28 June 2016 23:22

When you catch your significant other maturbating, you either finish it for them or you act like nothing happened.

pavelchekov 12

Monday 15 May 2017 8:07

Happens to the best of us

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 28 July 2018 3:41

If he goes to ComicCon, go with him and make sure he doesn't go anywhere near the Star Trek section.

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