Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
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tacojauns 45

Sounds like you two are a match made in heaven

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jack_jill05 14

That sounds like a mess, OP! It sounds like you both are okay, seeing as you posted and found out what happened. hope your head gets better & she says yes!

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jack_jill05 14

That sounds like a mess, OP! It sounds like you both are okay, seeing as you posted and found out what happened. hope your head gets better & she says yes!

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RobotUnicorn1209 26

"And son, that's how your mother and I got married."

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wanted_2_want 40

Noooo!! Please don't procreate. Imagine the poor children!

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tacojauns 45

Sounds like you two are a match made in heaven

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False_Stupidity 41

They say that love hurts but, this is taking it to a whole new level.

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SchlomoTheGrinch 18

More like a match made in the emergency room but still ;-)

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ComoEsJuan 24

A Dangerous Engagement-coming to theaters near you!

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sayyestothedress 24

Must be a sign! Jk! Hope your head feels better! But as soon as you get out of the hospital or when you feel better, you should propose

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vikky538 28

was the proposal theme was Halloween..?

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thatgirlinoregon 21

Wow, you two have really fallen for each other!

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devildog562 33

At least she follows your lead. Beginning of a wonderful home . Good luck op .

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Audem_fml 27

Well done ! How romantic would it be to propose in a hospital ? ;)

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