By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
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allenalives 1

You CAN press charges you know...even in Canada, I'm sure

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lilhellian 26

Atleast you didn't wake up with icyhot there after she kicked you.

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charvisioku 22

You'd be fully justified in punching her in the face. Or the tit. That might be more appropriate. I hate abusive people. Scum.

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Pjwulfman 1

Still more action than I've seen in a while.

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Techtacular 0

At least you got out of it, man. Male abuse is just as bad as female.

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xdaftpunkxloverx 10

Well I'm glad you went through with it, and I hope you stick to your decision. You don't deserve to be treated that way. Good luck, OP.

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muffinlovexD 12

... I would have kicked you in the balls too if you broke up with me. Loll.

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indecisiveROBOT 4

hahaha guess domestic abuse is a two way route

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