Intimacy: Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He... - FML

By Lauren324 - 26/01/2013 07:18 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML

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Lauren324 18

Sunday 27 January 2013 4:46

Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....

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csickcman 11

Saturday 26 January 2013 16:12

Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?

SuperDanielNL 23

Saturday 26 January 2013 16:12

That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.

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Jackel0228 12

Thursday 7 November 2013 20:23

Take it as a compliment :-D

maemismile 22

Monday 9 December 2013 16:56

Same thing! He came over and was like "Hey babe, open up!" And I couldn't even eat eggs at that point. FYL

randybryant799 20

Tuesday 26 October 2021 5:44

I'm wondering why this asshole is still your boyfriend.

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