Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got...

Because trying to strike up a conversation with your boyfriend is bad enough to warrant being betrayed by two of the most important people in your life.

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Today, I was driving in a busy area looking for a place to park. I happened to lock eyes with a really handsome man who was walking alongside the road. He approached my car with a huge, gorgeous smile, and as I rolled my window down, he asked, "Are you my Uber?" FML

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Today, a customer brought his cat in to be euthanized. I told him to "have a nice day" as he was leaving. FML

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Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

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Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML

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Expensive rings and rushing water don't mix.

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Today, my mother called me at work, freaking out about my dog, so I panicked. What was wrong? He had a hard-on and she'd never seen that happen before. FML

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