By sofuckingembarassing. - 11/02/2013 19:19 - United States

Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML
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DocBastard 38

"Oh, that! I'm in therapy for my nymphomania." He will call. I guarantee it.

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skip_m 6

Yeah, but he could be your love doctor.

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androiddestroya 7

If bad goes to worse, at least she'll still have each other.

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ProjectN69 12

At least now you'll have something to talk to your therapist about!

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andyyroxx 20

Not elated in the slightest, hence the FML.

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ProjectN69 12

Haha give andyyroxx a break. I changed my comment after he replied.

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MaydayParadexx 18

I don't see where this is an FML moment. Therapy is nothing to be ashamed of.

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DocBastard 38

"Oh, that! I'm in therapy for my nymphomania." He will call. I guarantee it.

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unknown_user5566 26

Is that how you & Mrs. Bastard met, Doc? :)

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jem970 19

Hehe its ok Doc. You meet the nicest people in therapy :-) and im sure mrs. Bastard is a lovely lady. FMLers dont judge. Wait.... thats why we are all here o_O...

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GracesDelirium 9

Yeah, we're pretty much all judgmental pricks. Welcome to life?

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jrod9327 17

I always give my number to the person so I don't have to worry about wondering if they are interested enough to talk or not. It also helps with not needing to carry paper or pen. And I may not get an answer from the author but did he not have a cell phone to put the number in?

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Mauskau 35

Yeah, I tend to put my number in their phone for them or tell them it as they put it in. It's so easy to lose the pieces of paper.

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jrod9327 17

Or the worst is when you forget and throw your pants in the wash. Before I had my first cell phone, I did that a lot.

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BlackPhenom 9

I guess you have a whole story to tell your therapist now.

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panicsdisaster 17

Hey we all are a little crazy in are own right. If someone can't deal with it they might be in for a long lonely life of thinking they are perfect. Kind of ironic.

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lolmandi 9

I think I'm going to need therapy after seeing # 12's profile picture.

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MaydayParadexx 18

I don't see where this is an FML moment. Therapy is nothing to be ashamed of.

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