Animals: Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's... - FML

By d0pey - 20/02/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook. I noticed she has an album of pictures for each member of the family, except me. The dog has an album. FML

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By trgtyo - 18/05/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a painted one. Of our German Sheperd. FML

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By LoveMeMother - 20/09/2018 05:00

Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

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By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

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By lpara89 - 20/06/2017 00:00

Today, my 7-month pitbull chewed up a framed picture of my parents and another framed picture of my other pitbull. Maybe he's mad I don't have any pictures of him framed yet? FML

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By xoothc08 - 25/02/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

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Proud mama bird

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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By stickers - 13/05/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, I was going through my mom's closet. On one of the shelves, I found two baby books. One was mine, the other was one for a dog she owned before I was born. I looked through them both. The dog's baby book was filled out more than mine was. FML

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djdeathwish 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:36

Dogs are pretty cool.

uncletom_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 6:26

i have to say that i feel for you on this one. about a year ago i took inventory of the photos in my mother's house and found the count as follows: me - 2 (one of which i am in only because i am holding the dog so she can take its picture) sister - 5 old dog - 3 new dog - 8 if you don't have a whole lot of dignity, try crying about it or i evened up the picture count by laying on the guilt trip pretty thick. but that takes a mother with some compassion...

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djdeathwish 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:36

Dogs are pretty cool.

keetlover 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 7:58

you mom likes a dog netter than tippy HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Dr_Phil 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 2:13

I agree with #3.

rad222 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 3:14

That's too bad.

greenman_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 3:21

kill the dog. problem solved

savbabesparkel 0

Monday 31 January 2011 0:51

No you dog killer!!!!!

BloodMonger13 9

Friday 4 November 2011 9:36

we should kill greenman

rayray_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 3:40

sad that some people seem to love animals more than they love other people.

CeeCee_fml 16

Saturday 21 February 2009 4:21

#11 Well in some cases, can you blame them?

uncletom_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 6:26

i have to say that i feel for you on this one. about a year ago i took inventory of the photos in my mother's house and found the count as follows: me - 2 (one of which i am in only because i am holding the dog so she can take its picture) sister - 5 old dog - 3 new dog - 8 if you don't have a whole lot of dignity, try crying about it or i evened up the picture count by laying on the guilt trip pretty thick. but that takes a mother with some compassion...

mleeb 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 7:42

when this (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/50686) happens to you then you know you have something to worry about.

d_dh2310 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 9:12

awww i love dogs too!! doesn't mean she doesn't love you. I will love my (future) kids always, but I will always love my dog too

BJacobs 0

Monday 23 February 2009 9:57

my parents have more pictures of me than both my brothers combined in the house :D f their lives! rofl #19 - maybe they are trying to surround themselves so much they get used to the ugly ?

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