By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 046
You deserved it 5 371

Same thing different taste

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That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.

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laugh_boy 0

It is no way in earth that u been togs wit bf for 2 years & BAM one day u found out that u been his secret girlfriend all along which meaning like #8 said, u didnt meet his family & friend and less out dating in the public for TWO years, that's something no one can have tolerance and unsuspect kind of this relationship. Fake. :)

#26, she said she ran into her boyfriend of two years AND that she was the secret girlfriend- implying that he has been seeing the other girl before her. I do have to wonder about people who claim to be in serious relationships for years and end up being the side dish. Does the family just keep it on the dl for them? I would wonder LONG before two years is up why i havent been over for holidays or spent time with the family.

tiltwrestler 0

I am the ghost of Christmassss pastttt!!!! I have come here to warn you of your sins! You have cheated on me and her at the same time!! And you are lying!! ooooooo hahhahaha

Dump the douchebag! Get back at him for duping you for so long!

fretforyerlatte 0

aw man you TOTALLY should have thrown a drink in his face!!! i've always wanted to do that, what a perfect oppurtunity. 27 - i guess a lot of girls like the idea of a guy who was wild, but they "tamed" him or whatever...it's stupid, you can't change people.

tiltwrestler 0

Lol #35 I was f*ckin around, because the OP said he said "who are you?" Obviously I wasn't being serious. I was trying to be as wack as possible on purpose btw check out the one directly below this, where the g/f says "i wasnt wet so it wasnt cheating". i left a funny comment on that 1. so no im not wack. the comment was wack. on purpose. and lets backtrack here... your name says "merlin".. how can you talk?

I'm not sure how that can go on for two years without you noticing. Your BF is an asshole. Make sure his other girlfriend knows the real story, and then you can both dump him at once.

squeaksx24 0
Loe_307 0

It was his long lost twin brother that got separated at birth. Total mistake.