Miscellaneous: Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant....

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 046

You deserved it 5 371

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 638

You deserved it 143

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 829

You deserved it 4 505

By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 620

You deserved it 88 976

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 796

You deserved it 4 100

By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 984

You deserved it 3 179

By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 964

You deserved it 1 832

By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 744

You deserved it 3 061

By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 361

You deserved it 3 299

By Megan - 26/03/2013 19:04 - United States

Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 629

You deserved it 4 332

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 534

You deserved it 4 263

shoeofallcosmos 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:02

How could you be duped for two years?

wordgirl 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:09

That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.

Comments

hahalifesucks 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:46

Wow really I think #8 said it all. After 2 years you really should have known, unless you became the secret one when he met the one you caught him with. Gotta wonder how long they've been "together". But plot revenge it is only fun and rewarding

Froppo 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:48

YDI for being such a complete idiot... 2 years?! Props to him, your an epic fail.

eliz3 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:58

You must be incredibly stupid to go out with someone for 2 years without realising something as huge as that was up. Or, this is made up. Either way I don't like you.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 17 June 2012 17:33

You're a judgmental bitch. Or just an attention *****. Either way I don't like you.

FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:03

"You should know, we've been ******* for 2 years $EXBFNAME!" DTMFA.

FMLFAN1 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:04

I hope you grabbed his drink and poured it all over him!

HeyHoHeyHo_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:05

She didnt say he cheated for 2 years she dated him for 2 years he could have recently started cheating.

LivyGirl0611 9

Saturday 1 September 2012 16:03

But the FML implies that SHE was the one he was cheating with, not the one being cheated on.

tiltwrestler 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:13

Girls are an odd bunch... They're intensely attracted to "tough guys", who don't "play by the rules"... But then they act indignant and genuinely surprised when they get "cheated" on! ========================= Crazy world, aint it?