By ew - 03/08/2014 18:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML
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cjwayy 22

Why would you paint your nails in your car? What if you had spilled?

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DippinGrizzly907 27

Well that sure makes for a sticky situation. Doesn't it bug you whenever you mess up your nail polish?

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ManicGypsy 22

OP, we need follow up. Please tell us all that you weren't driving when you were painting your nails. Feel the wrath of FML if you were driving though.

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celinadepp 21

I hope you weren't driving, but YDI still.

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bitchthankyou 4

"where did you get your nails done?" " Interstate 80".

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magda1cycu 2

As someone who just got hit by a distracted driver I find it VERY offensive that you think it's ok to do shit like this!!!! BITCH

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r8_fml 6

how do you know she was driving you hoe

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Maahnn 5

Are we talking flies and gnats or like wasps, hornets, and spiders?

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AloysiusWeasley 15

You deserved it for being a stupid coont that puts other people's lives in danger over some BS polly prissy pants shiat. I hope you meet up with a concrete bridge abutment next.

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lc1989 10

Yea you completely deserved that. Have you ever heard of common sense? Pay attention to your driving instead of your nails.

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squideth 18

Are you seriously assuming that OP was DRIVING and painting her nails at the same time???? You know what's a MUCH more logical assumption? That she's the passenger and someone else is driving! Wow amazing.

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rebekahdolmat 5

Why would you even do that? You were clearly asking for something to happen.

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