By turdburger - 02/09/2009 05:56 - Australia

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Today, I noticed my wife makes more satisfied groans when she's taking a big dump than she does when we make love. FML
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Glam_fml 0

Sometimes taking a huge shit IS better than sex.

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KurtLayneCobain 0

Dude, How about you try the magic pill. If her crap is harder than you, you've got some issuessss.

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pxthugsta 0

your a ****** retard, use the fish hook technic. **** that ***** doggie style and grab both ends of her mouth from the back and tell her to rapiditly whip her tongue out as if she was eatting a invisible pussay

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lilarielle14 0

Mann that sucks.. maybe you need to take the male shot ahhaha

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sryimanasshole 0

next time your having sex shove it in her ass

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greengirl8 0

That's disgusting. 1-You listen 2 your wife going to the bathroom? 2-She moans when going 2 the bathroom!!??

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lawls 0

LOL, give the girl what she wants !! ;)

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