Work: Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker....

By sickofthisshit - 02/07/2016 16:43 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML

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By a816090 - 27/05/2019 18:09

Today, I got written up because I took a dump at work that lasted longer than 5 minutes, and I didn't punch out for it as a "paid break." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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By Oops - 09/12/2018 14:00

Today, someone broke the flush on the toilet in the only female bathroom in the office, and didn’t leave either a note or out of order sign. The broken flush became very apparent, however, after I was unable to flush the vile smelling deposit I’d left in there. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By Helpful Smile - 26/01/2016 02:56 - United States - Bettendorf

Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML

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By failedgamer01 - 30/09/2021 05:00 - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, someone I work with embarrassed me in front of everyone in my job; because I wasn’t doing something the way she liked during our meeting this morning. I ended up crying in front of my boss. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2018 01:30

Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML

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bas504 14

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:27

Surprises me that they're concerned about the note rather than the pee on the floor.

dudeutookhrs 24

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:10

How'd you get caught?

Comments

samlovesham1234 9

Sunday 3 July 2016 6:38

As long as you didn't name anyone specifically, there should not have been a problem.

Smiley_70 22

Sunday 3 July 2016 10:30

boss from Client came and complained about hygiene in female toilets I asked for more information toilet seat floor what no response However went to public hospital to visit and shit was all over the floor I went and advised someone

Jay104 4

Sunday 3 July 2016 13:03

Sounds like your boss is responsible!

sgdigaetano 3

Sunday 3 July 2016 16:42

That would really piss me off.

missmonkie 16

Sunday 3 July 2016 18:08

just today at work I discovered 3 stalls outta 5 with pee on the seat... it's the ladies room.. wtf is wrong with the ladies that there is pee on the seat?!

samlovesham1234 9

Tuesday 5 July 2016 7:11

Are there recent immigrants where you work? Some countries where they come from don't have the same type of toilets as in the US or Canada.

manuwish 9

Sunday 3 July 2016 20:54

so yeah, the person doing it is in charge of the company..why you had to sign the note is another question OP, were you looking for accolades? besides, are you the person cleaning the toilets? have that/those make the sign or note instead, no one really wants to fire the cleaning person for asking for a little respect of the premises!

sam6691 13

Sunday 3 July 2016 22:37

I hope you don't work in the food industry

trucker2 33

Monday 4 July 2016 3:39

Maybe next time post: stand closer it's shorter than you think: Or this restroom aims to please... YOU aim to please..

withered 30

Monday 4 July 2016 7:52

That twat should be potty trained. Or fired. Buy him some diapers OP. Did you point out what this was all about? How can they go after you while they should discipline that disgusting idiot.