By SuperJesus - 01/02/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

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Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
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Imdead 0

You need to look into whether or not she might be cheating on you.

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Rats_fml 0

That was the saddest story ever. I know what you mean, had a period where my gf and i were the same. It was the most depressing thing ever, especially when the only one you want is her and have no inclination to cheat.

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campbellshayla73 0

damn that sucks

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CiNnImAtIcKsUnSe 0

Um, well why don't you just at least try to convince her. Instead of being on here writing an FML...YOU ARE WASTING TIME DUDE!

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howler7 0

You're not alone. my wife doesn't want it either. breaks my heart. married 18 months and since then only once. completely incomplete :-(

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xtfauthorx 0

.... That's not always true, and it doesn't always happen. I've never been married but from what I understand it's lack of privacy and too much cluttering. If people could learn to not constantly huddle over people they love there would be more faithful marriages...

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rbserrano 0

o shit i ********** everyday FML.... LAME ASS

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eyemaloozer 0

you are the saddest man in the world... kinda pathetic not only that you jerk off to yor wife instead of **** or just imagination, but also that you have so little control in the relation ship. man card has been revoked

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jackipdoc 31

Actually, it's shitfaces like you who aren't real men. Men who love their wives/girlfriends and are loyal and honest are real men. I'd much rather be with one of those men. I would never be with someone like you. Real men like I described are way more desirable and I'd give them so much more

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