Love, Money, Health and Transportation: Today, I lost my Job, got in a car accident, and got dumped by...

By Fayetale - 27/08/2018 18:30 - Germany

Today, I lost my Job, got in a car accident, and got dumped by my now ex-boyfriend because he is madly in love with my stepsister. I hope this day doesn't get worse. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 19 August 2018 3:14

Does your step sister reciprocate? Or is she going to help you get revenge?

Charlie Given 26

Monday 27 August 2018 19:10

Yup that's definitely a shitty day 😒

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 19 August 2018 3:14

Does your step sister reciprocate? Or is she going to help you get revenge?

Charlie Given 26

Monday 27 August 2018 19:10

Yup that's definitely a shitty day 😒

BigSloppyMeowMix 9

Monday 27 August 2018 19:12

The musical.ly ads are super cringey.

Notamusedanymore 17

Monday 27 August 2018 20:14

Murphy’s law can be a bitch.

EggyDogger 13

Monday 27 August 2018 21:00

It really do be like that sometimes

GIJoefan 6

Monday 27 August 2018 21:27

Well they say that good or bad things happen in threes. And since that was three bad things, there shouldn’t be anymore.

acmariner99 25

Monday 27 August 2018 23:53

Things could always be worse

Peter Hachmeister 3

Tuesday 28 August 2018 0:55

I don't think it can get worse

auroravixen 12

Tuesday 28 August 2018 0:57

i doubt it they say bad luck sometimes comes in three

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Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

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Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

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Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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Today, as I came out of changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walked off, made it a couple of yards, changed my mind, and decided to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I got back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

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Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction, and got off as fast as he got on. FML

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