By fml - 19/01/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 847
You deserved it 40 945

Same thing different taste

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now you know how your poor dogs feel, that is the most epic form of karma. you most certainly deserved it!

Battledog5006 0

well if they didn't have their collars they'd get lost and end up in a shelter or dead

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serves you right, if your posting that on FML for doing it once, think of how your dogs feel =-/ there's other ways.

being an owner of dogs ally life and my father before me I know u just need simple reward and discipline reward wen good say no or bad wen not shock collars are not that useful if you train your dog right my dog gets full roam of the yard no fence no collar nothing he comes when I knock on the window and listens if called I have never needed collars or pens of any kind I live in highly populated area and never lost a dog so you all just lost the fight

iamamthrfkr 0

You're a ******* asshole for torturing your dogs in the first place. You deserved every bit of this.

OP is not torturing the dogs, unless there's something else going on we don't know about. The idea of shock collars is to improve the dog's quality of life. It's not a situation where the owner laughs maniacally while watching the dog writhe in agony. The dog learns after a few mild shocks that it's not to leave the boundaries of the electric fence while the collar is on. The key word here is "mild;" we're not talking about a Taser here. There's also a warning noise that will sound before it reaches the fence, to give it an extra chance to avoid being shocked. Once the dog is trained, it doesn't actually get shocked anymore. Since there's no danger that it will wander into traffic, it can run around the yard freely. This means it's not dependent on leashed walks. It's much better for the dog than being cooped up in the house for most of the day.

NinjaCookie 0

#167 wow. and so.. this must mean you're a dog, and you've tested the collars.. so you know EXCACTLY how it feels right? yeah, no. Don't be such a smarty pants, because dumb people can't pull it off. If someone REALLY cared for their dogs, they would try everything in their power to keep the dogs from any harm whatsoever. and an INVSIBLE, ELECTRIC fence, is NOT keeping this dip shit's dogs from harm. i'd like to see you slap one of those on and run around blindly waiting reluctanly for the next painful shock. It's like putting an electric collar on a KID.. but oh WAIT.. you probably hate kids too.. now what are you going to do? try and convince us that those crappy KID leashes are GOOD for them? didn't think so.

Well,at least now we know who let the dogs out.

NinjaCookie 0

well.. i guess now you got a small example of the PAIN your dogs feel when they run into the big cruddy wall of torture you slapped on their NECKS and surrounds you backyard. thanks for torturing animals buddy.. i'm sure MANY other animal haters like yourself, will appreciate your efforts. and btw, you deserve WAY worse than that. Get a real fence dumb shit.

If you need electric collars, choke chains, or prongs to train your average housepet, you have no business owning a dog. These are for K9s and MWDs that cannot afford disobedience, and treats are for tricks and games. Basic stuff like staying around the house and not destroying things don't need more equipment than a plain collar, a leash, and common sense. I agree, partially, with #99 and his other posts, other than the fact that "pecking" the dog is asinine, and leash checks are equally unnecessary. Electric fence collars are idiotic. I have seen more than one dog ignore low shocks because charging out of the yard is more rewarding than the pain is stressing, and by the time that it's actually high enough to beat out the desire to run, the dog is so scared by the whole experience it won't even go outside. Others still become collarwise and know perfectly well when to do and don't have to listen.

fthku 13

Thank you for agreeing with me but, asinine? really? I have had (and trained, non proffesionally speaking) dogs all my life, and one of the better ways to get them to understand NO was the pecking. Pecking is basically a touch. That's asinine? It's asinine to touch the dogs in a way to get them to understand no? I'm glad we are basically of the same mindset, but I'd suggest you choose your words better in the future, whether you agree with me or not. In regards to leashes- I said nothing about those, useful as they are, except that owners sometimes believe they use their leash too hard and that they are choking the dog- which is of course not true. (Unless the owners are abusive assholes, but that is not the case we're talking about) Cheers!

I work with dogs professionally and yes prong collars if used properly are perfect training aids. I have used them, on personal dogs, it is just like anything else if used improper they can be bad. Also actually just a regular collar can scar a dogs larynx, that can happen if they pull to harshly and for extended period of time.

I personally haven't seen a dog who could not learn "no" without physically touching the dog. It's not like it hurts the dog, but it's unnecessary and much abused in that there are plenty of people who see Cesar Milan work once and begin to advise everyone with a dog problem to poke it. I do not have a high opinion of it whatsoever, obviously. Leashes are the same - it's very difficult to injure a dog with a typical leash and collar, but it's unnecessary to use them as tools, as opposed to safety devices only. A dog can be trained fine without you ever putting pressure on the leash just by engaging the animal. If you need the leash for something other than safety purposes it isn't being used correctly. Prong collars can be useful for proofing a high drive and well trained animal, but my Golden fits this description and I would never use a prong on him. Dogs with certain temperaments won't respond to training without any corrections of any kind, but these are the same kind that have a ridiculous pain tolerance and are not overly effected by the experience.

itsbrittyadig 0
raineyrain 0

ha ha ha. u totally deserve it. now that u know how it feels maybe u should rethink putting them on your dogs. what animal deserves to be shocked. throw the collars away