By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
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subiedude08 17

He likes his dick extra toasty

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Lilxpie 18

#94, Your pic makes you seem like you have a sinister plan to rule the world with butter. You and Paula Deen should rule the world together.

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TheKidOnFire 10

@124 Dude... How the fu... You have made me lose 1,000,000 braincells in 3 seconds. Idiocity is truly hitting Earth. Harder than I expected. Call the Doctor now.

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LowExpectations 30

But how's it consensual if the toaster isn't powered on!? What wrong with me!? What's wrong with you!?

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lifeisfabulous 10

Wait which Doctor the medical one the one the flies around in a blue box?? Both vould be useful in this situation.

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vipirius 18

I agree, we don't need people like him reproducing anyway.

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Enslaved 36

Haha I took "the hard way" literally. :P

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azisles02 17

Exactly. If he gets it burned once, he'll stop unless he is a true idiot.

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jw90 18

I think we can all agree that it's common sense to not put your dick in anything besides a vag.

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LowExpectations 30

What about glory holes #121? I mean, sometimes there's a chick on the other end...

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skystormdude 10

i say let him learn the HARD way!

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Soninuva 41

I think he got the wrong idea when people told him about "hot" sex.

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MsSoulReaper 27

I thought it was common sense to not put any part of your body in dangerous places.

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NoFlippinWai 24

especially, one's penis. I keep mine in the bedside drawer. ;-)

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Enslaved 36

The two slits probably turned him on and thought. . . threesome!

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Rainhawk94 27

the stupidity of people never ceases to surprise me

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Zimmington 21

A ****** is more dangerous than a toaster... A toaster can't give you STDs. Jus a tan

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davidislost 11

Complete with light charring on the edges.

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WingedApollo 12

As long as he wasn't the one serving the family buttered toast...

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TheKidOnFire 10

You have made my day. Thank you. @124 Made my day horrible. You bought it up again.

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awkwardlysmiles 12

Please tell me you replaced the toaster before making toast?

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Ctrl_H 18

Mmmm chestnuts roasted on an open fire.

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pboyko2 6

This is why I sometimes question on how the younger generations are going to survive later on. But I guess we learn from our mistakes.

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Mysterious_one 26

she should have let life circle goes on by losing his fertility .. lol

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