Miscellaneous: Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate...

By NotInTheRightPlace - 17/03/2014 18:18 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read "Today, you are exactly where you should be." FML

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You deserved it 6 541

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 264

You deserved it 7 155

By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 586

You deserved it 4 203

By Username - 16/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 663

You deserved it 33 254

By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 454

You deserved it 4 273

Demanding

By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 14:30 - India

Today, I went out to buy my wife some flowers and a chocolate bar that I overhead she liked the other day. On the way home, I was complimented on the bouquet I chose and feeling pretty good about myself. When I got home it turned out I got the wrong kind of flowers and the wrong percent of dark chocolate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 033

You deserved it 141

By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 13:00

Today, my neighbour's kitten got run over, so I bought her chocolate as comfort food. When I gave it to her she joked, "Now I'm going to get fat." It was at that moment that my brain stepped out and my mouth took over and I heard myself say, "You deserve it!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 433

You deserved it 880

Shit eating grin

By lame - 31/12/2009 05:02 - Canada

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 412

You deserved it 22 027

By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 110

You deserved it 1 909

My chocolate

By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 047

You deserved it 1 809

Leave me alone

By notgivingup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 214

You deserved it 2 085

letsgooo_fml 23

Monday 17 March 2014 23:05

Depending on what you're in court for, the chocolate wrapper may be right.

shaww 28

Monday 17 March 2014 23:11

OP stole a balloon on free balloon day

Comments

TheBackgroundKid 5

Tuesday 18 March 2014 3:18

That's kinda funny I probably would have just laughed a little.

shortemogirl 10

Tuesday 18 March 2014 3:46

Maybe it could mean your meant to be part if the judicial system... There's always a positive side

StzaCrack666 18

Tuesday 18 March 2014 3:50

a single chocolate? sounds like your boyfriend is a cheap bastard.

kaybrown122 2

Tuesday 18 March 2014 4:09

That's so messed up!

DeeDeeJay 15

Tuesday 18 March 2014 4:37

Maybe it's a sign?

Raluxa 21

Tuesday 18 March 2014 4:45

Those chocolates with the quotes are assholes. On valentines day I picked one of those chocolates up for myself (being single) and it told me to "be my own valentine." -_-