By Doesn't Matter Had Sex - 09/09/2015 02:37 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

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Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML
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cooltatgar 31

"Don't worry sir ... triplets it is"

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Swandive235 27

At least he walked off, could have been a lot worse.

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koganti 18

Nothing to say ( cause it's already said by your username). lol

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chuka81 27

Having sex while your parents are at home. One thing I never did.

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derangedplanet 23

You don't live on the edge enough. haha. no its actually a little bit of a buzz kill cuz every sound is a threat.

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TheDevilsDevices 15

That's creepy AF

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quinn1184 25

I feel like if his mom walked in, it would've been a lot worse.

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worldclassrager 39

One now one later...that should work for him

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ThatGirl26 12

At least he wasn't having sex with another girl and cheat on you

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littlekellilee 45

What relevance does that have to this FML? You may as well say "at least space debris didn't crash through the ceiling and kill you".

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crownedcrazy 14

Idk but I think he was calling the girl flat chested...

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killer0689 20

please do a favour on mankind and stop thinking...

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

As if you can control whether or not you have twins.

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