By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
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Welshite 39

I'm sure he was bribed with dog-treats to snitch on you. I suggest you double whatever his current rate is.

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Redoxx_fml 22

I ******* love animals

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crackpotL 33

Better that then a dumpster baby. Don't be a fool wrap your tool.

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FucYoCouch 13

Before you spank 'er, wrap your wanker

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Godsofdracos 15

I don't see why you'd be worried your parents found out. If you were my kid I'd give you a medal for being smart enough to use em instead of knocking the girl up before you're ready.

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ohishkabibble 21

Some parents are super uptight, and for all we know, OP's parents could be zealots who believe OP will go to hell for premarital sex or something. I really hope OP's parents don't get mad; they should be proud their kid is practicing safer sex.

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macguy4321 14

Sounds like a great time to get your own place

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nitrog100 21

Doesn't matter had sex.

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