Miscellaneous: Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML - FML

By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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Mandy_fml 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:09

Were you dressed as goldilocks?

Gerblat 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:18

Did he steal your pic-a-nic basket?

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Bboy_DiSpirit 21

Wednesday 2 June 2010 17:16

ROFL sorry

vivalacobraxo 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 18:05

lol

ipwnallmen 10

Wednesday 2 June 2010 18:20

at least it wasnt a clown or a clown on stilts... or one with lots of cream. though i kinda have a clown fantasy.... lol was it day or night XD this is hilarious!!

sosadrightnow 4

Wednesday 2 June 2010 18:22

the perfect disguise . . .

flashback.miss 28

Wednesday 2 June 2010 18:30

ummm...... i think ill stay away from your town/... cant sleep bears with eat me... cant sleep pedos will rape me... cant sleep clowns will take me.... :) i luv jumbling ryhmes!!

barbarajean 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 18:42

Pedobear strikes again.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 2 June 2010 18:56

LMAO!!! Was it Pedobear? This just made my day. You should have kicked it but then again PETA may have been all over your butt for doing that. :D

Brittface 6

Wednesday 2 June 2010 20:18

FTW!! Lmfao

b00paul 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 21:12

I'll ask one question. Where was Vladimir Putin? Probably was him. Crazy Russians and their bear suits....

fortunefades 3

Wednesday 2 June 2010 21:59

hate when that happens

amandalovee 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 22:00

YESHH! it does.

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