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By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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Poor choice of words

By Jan - 10/06/2022 06:00

Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML

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warsun 27

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:16

F your grandma's life actually

junkman6 22

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:17

There's drunk and then there's that. Maybe you shouldn't drink for a while?

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Saraishi 25

Thursday 21 August 2014 21:16

*it double-posted it.

noah1229 2

Friday 22 August 2014 13:25

Dude that sucks?

CharismaGeek 19

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:30

Here's some advice: NEVER FREAKING DRINK AGAIN!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 23 August 2014 2:00

Yeah...I hope you aren't looking for sympathy because you don't deserve it. You do, however, deserve to not have a girlfriend and to be shamed.

dDailydDosage 8

Saturday 23 August 2014 16:02

Why would you break up with your girl then send nude pics to her? And how can you confuse "Grandma" with your girlfriend's name? This just totally confused me

sugarmonster42 7

Monday 25 August 2014 2:02

You should probably not be around alcohol.

TPrice21 2

Tuesday 30 September 2014 4:48

GILF

nightfall8705 33

Wednesday 2 August 2017 23:52

What the **** were you drinking?!

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