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This is also an fml for you grandma and (ex) girlfriend :(
My lord. I'm a stupid drunk. But I'm not that stupid
you are stupid
Never bring your phone with you drinking it always turns bad, If you have a cool grandma she'll just brush it off, or one that doesn't know what's going on she'll ignore it for your girlfriend though maybe you should try to explain how piss drunk you were...but with how you acted don't expect her to take you back at all -YDI (if she does keep her forever)
What if you need a cab ride home?
Well now we know you don't drink
You must've gave her a heart attack. I can just imagine the autopsy. "This woman died by seeing d**k pics of her son"
Grandson.
Awkward, but you probably have nothing she hasn't seen on someone else before.
Quite possibly on him, a long time ago.
Stay away from technology when drunk.
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F your grandma's life actually
There's drunk and then there's that. Maybe you shouldn't drink for a while?