By notthedad - 15/03/2011 15:50 - China

Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17

She probably thinks you will be stupid enough to fall for it.

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DocBastard 38

Your **** has obviously been whoring around without your knowledge. Take some responsibility for it, stupid. /King Missile

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mikka54 0

wow women will try to get away with anything I should know I'm a women!! best thing to do is suck it up... ;)

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TheDrifter 23

If she would have then she wouldn't be in this predicament.

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andymus_maximus 0

Haha wow... Fyl buddy... But only for the cheating part. The rest is her responsibility, and the actual father's. If she even knows who it is

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nutsackmuscle 0

hey don't thank me, thank Chuck Norris.

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DaveOnDope 4

I see a DNA test in your future.

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RedPillSucks 31

All that phone sex and now, immaculate phonesection.

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hellosir23 0

well that's a shame. be sure to be a good dad in 8 months!!

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CaptainPickles72 18

I see one problem with this FML, you should have put ex-girlfriend!

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Jerslilwifey 0

Do you have a talk show out there called Maury? you are not the father!

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lil_africa 0

bitch is crazy tell her to stop being such a *****

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iHateThisLife 10

well at least it isn't exactly ur FAIL.

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