By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
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Lennsik 4

It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.

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toelie 26

Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.

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iloveboyswittats 10

You can get an STD from oral and anal too genius

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shelikeslurpee 0

and thats why you dont have sex with prostitutes...

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mecolaya 0

Great trade, dude. You should've held out for more though. A baby, maybe.

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PushMyButtons 5

what happens stays in your room....even the gonorreah.

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PushMyButtons 5

what Happens in your room, stays in your room.....even the gonorrhea.

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Gabbymcbride 2

Be Happy It Wasn't Aids.And YDI, For Not "Being Safe".

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kaceemae 7

you also probably believed her when she told you she's on birth control lol

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