Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep....

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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PityFool 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

LordJilly 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:03

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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babybird75 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:48

LMFAO! What a legend!

kindofgocrazy 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:58

Hahahaha! Epic.

kearabo 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:58

that's nice

monkeylove8787 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:01

your boyfriend sounds AWESOME!!! and this is not a fml!!!

lordmoe 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:07

I don't get how this is a fml... That's just plain funny to me...

Junkson 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:10

You're f•••Ing retarded #4, " YDI for slerping"?

bookworm124 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:13

Not a FML. It's funny, and a bit embarrassing, but it doesn't f your life. All you should've done is laugh/roll your eyes/done the same to him in his sleep.

TehFrosty 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:13

Not an FML

hopelessybroken 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:17

How is this an FML? I would laugh so hard if i found out my boyfriend was doing that.

Rydizzle 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:21

hahhhaahah thats funny. but not a FML tho

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