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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML

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By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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Right place, wrong body

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:16

damn wtf your girlfriend but be REALLY self conscious...o.0

acneegg 7

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:39

"Accidently" ;)

Comments

TomAndroidNinja 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 5:54

2 months isnt long, you pervert.

JHC88 2

Thursday 16 September 2010 14:09

lol, maybe she was mucking around? I'd do that sort of thing for fun to my boyfriend. In my opinion, your girlfriend rocks.

ProdigyKid 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:16

wow that's kinda weird

StephLL_fml 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:34

Maybe she just doesn't want you to see her naked. End of story, let it go

dwkiely 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:11

lmao I bet u haven't had sex yet either

ebro47 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 8:23

maybe she's not actually your girlfriend. and if she is she's definately gonna be upset about you posting this. asshole.

theset3 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:02

i walked in on my gf changing. i was just visiting for new yrs. she didnt care.

shaniecerb 0

Friday 13 May 2011 7:05

whats wrong with you guys?what makes u think after two months he should see her naked?whats wrong with the world.facepalm..2months is not a long time idiots.