Today, Dad and older brother: Makes fun of me Me: Gets angry Dad... - FML

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By GabeUrBoi - 07/11/2019 01:21

Today, Dad and older brother: Makes fun of me Me: Gets angry Dad and older brother: Mock me for being mad. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 7 November 2019 17:46

Well, now that you know that they enjoy getting you mad, do your best to ignore their remarks and/or respond with your own eg, "Is that all you got?" Good luck, OP!

JasonThorn 20

Saturday 9 November 2019 21:25

Well, you DID show them that you would react the way they wanted you to react. Want to spoil their fun? Don't react at all. They want to see any kind of reaction. Don't give them the satisfaction.

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jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 7 November 2019 17:46

Well, now that you know that they enjoy getting you mad, do your best to ignore their remarks and/or respond with your own eg, "Is that all you got?" Good luck, OP!

JasonThorn 20

Saturday 9 November 2019 21:25

Well, you DID show them that you would react the way they wanted you to react. Want to spoil their fun? Don't react at all. They want to see any kind of reaction. Don't give them the satisfaction.

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