Yeah I guess this is what they meant when they said "nice guys finish last" :/

There was probably one stall like a gas Stanton or something

wtfs a gas stanton

An autocorrected gas station.

if I could physically see feet, I would have no reason to knock as clearly someone was in there. I'm sure that's why OP didn't knock. unfortunately it looks like someone thought they where hilarious and left a pair of shoes to play a stupid prank or what ever the plan was. but I would not have knocked seeing feet under the stall

Dude. You're EVERYWHERE. chill.

Whoops. How many comments per day will you approve of?

Omg I love all of your comments! you are everywhere!

2,700. Seriously, #8, this guy has lots of comments, but that's good-most of them are pretty funny. On the rare occasion when they are not, just vote him down.

He's like the new Doc Bastard

I miss doc bastard and welshite.. I wonder if they are still here.. lurking in the shadows

The last Welshite comment I saw was posted… wow, five days ago. That's forever in FML days.

No worries. I'm here. Just busy with a new puppy and work. It's nice to see that there is a new generation of commenters who are willing to maintain the comedic factor of FML. It's a good site. Also, I've attached a picture of my pup to my profile so you can see the craziness I got myself into.

Aww, he looks like fun.

No one can replace Doc Bastard and Perdix

I THINK I saw Doc somewhere around a week ago. Remember though, the guy's probably on call a lot, at least from the complaints I read on his blog about the "Call Gods".

#16. I wasn't hating on him. Sorry if it came across like that. :)

Whom ever is walking bare foot

I would leave the shoes there for the next one

Poop in the shoes!