Love: Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization.... - FML

By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

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geekpower_fml 28

Sunday 10 January 2016 12:03

I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.

Feklfekl2222 32

Sunday 10 January 2016 12:02

If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj

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GAJones4221 10

Saturday 27 February 2016 13:54

Unless she's saying this during your special time I don't see the problem.

vealdin 7

Saturday 27 February 2016 17:20

She might give you some cat nip.

Overlord247 20

Sunday 28 February 2016 13:25

Did anybody else picture OP's gf as the cat lady from the simpsons in about 50 years?

tin_cup 27

Tuesday 1 March 2016 23:23

Meow, meow!

MrKdv 14

Sunday 6 March 2016 13:53

I will talk to my boyfriend like that when we get ourselves some cats. Also, I like the drawings!

hennessy89 34

Tuesday 10 May 2016 3:50

Look at the bright side, at least you're her favorite. She could have liked her cats better!

deathtojesus 20

Monday 1 August 2016 13:11

She's a keeper

twentymore345 8

Wednesday 21 December 2016 22:05

Hey,I wouldnt be mad...Idk how I feel about this one really

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