Love: Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a... - FML

By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:01

Sounds like you won.

perdix 29

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:04

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

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tiffyxmac 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 8:03

ouch.! if I were her I'd beat da brakes off yo ass. FYL

kkamp516 10

Sunday 4 July 2010 8:25

And you would know this HOW??? stalker. lol jk

dugumit 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 8:29

I'm sure the people around u must of enjoyed listening to 2 idiots and their drama.

FarSide 22

Sunday 4 July 2010 9:42

actually she accidentally broke 1 finger on each hand...

ilikepieanddylan 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 10:31

srry bout that hope y'all don't brake up @1 epic comment

choosemusic 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 10:35

'accidentally.'

LOveLy_LOla 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 11:26

tht felt good huh?! that secret revenge!! it's the best!! i bet u giggled deep down inside!! aha I wouldve!!

bittersweet1 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 14:23

you must be more careful dude.damn

MiLiTaNtMiLf 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 14:51

Lol @ 91

Gstone5 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 15:57

#70 has really pretty eyes :)

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