Transportation: Today, a passing by bird managed to poop through my car's sunroof...

well on the bright side, you must've made the bird's day. if i were a bird and i hit a center console of a moving car through the sunroof with my feces, i'd be tweeting about that for years. the bird community will feast upon my magnificence.

bearin 9

Monday 11 May 2015 6:24

Are you the same guy who got the top comment on iFunny with the same story?

schober60 13

Tuesday 19 May 2015 7:13

saddly no

HoboMeth 33

Monday 11 May 2015 7:18

Mom get the camera

lil_jimmy 29

Monday 11 May 2015 9:27

I've always worried about that when driving past large groups of birds

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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Today, an aunt asked me why I'm single. I laughed and said, "I know my value, and I have high standards. Men can't handle that." My cousin burst into laughter and said, "What value? You're 36 and 300 pounds. Your value is zero!" I cried. FML

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML

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Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML

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Today, I was going through my mom's closet. On one of the shelves, I found two baby books. One was mine, the other was one for a dog she owned before I was born. I looked through them both. The dog's baby book was filled out more than mine was. FML

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Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

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Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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Today, I found out my long distance girlfriend gave me chlamydia, after I spent $1k to fly her out for a week. I paid for an STD delivery. FML

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