Love: Today, a girl said to me, "Sorry, but I have a boyfriend". I... - FML

By CCrew42 - 21/11/2014 00:27 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a girl said to me, "Sorry, but I have a boyfriend". I hadn't said anything to her. FML

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Rinat_fml 26

Friday 21 November 2014 8:04

I hate when people assume that you want them! You should of told her "Sorry, was never interested..."

olpally 32

Friday 21 November 2014 8:11

"Get over yourself, bitch" would have been the appropriate response.

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ShenaniganNinja 20

Wednesday 26 November 2014 18:03

Her hypothetical FML would probably look like this. "Today, my friend tried to set me up with some guy even after I told my friend I wasn't interested in dating. I thought the guy said something to me and I quickly said "I have a boyfriend" without thinking. He wasn't even close to me, and now I look like an ass hole. FML."

val_is_lame97 12

Thursday 27 November 2014 16:24

well thats a little odd...

asargent 14

Sunday 30 November 2014 11:36

Be like aw nah I would NEEEVER ask you out you have nothing to worry about haha...

3blendee 4

Tuesday 9 December 2014 5:17

Someone is taking bitchy pills.

randybryant799 20

Friday 3 December 2021 5:21

Sometimes we can just feel you guys coming.

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