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By Jill - 25/02/2010 01:26 - France

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By IHateMyLife - 22/09/2012 06:59 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

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By Jessika - 07/08/2009 09:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I finished a ballet class with a group of seven-and-unders. Afterwards, a new student's mother came up to me and thanked me, saying she was glad that her daughter had a "role model with a, ahem, fuller figure" and "not to worry about my weight." I have never thought I was fat before. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By sandiego - 22/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML

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By NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 21:01 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML

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By Kristina - 18/02/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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Jasmine09 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:41

what a jerk

mama2b3 20

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:42

well at least u have confidence... still an ass

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eat_this_buddie 5

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:52

^^^listen to this one.

DukeSkidmark 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:10

fat girls need love too. I have noticed alot of them give great ********. YDI for being fat

xHabsfanx 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:49

If that's even her...

suziie_fml 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 21:48

what a friend :l

Serec 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:42

Who moderated this? Wow.

timk_fml 2

Friday 26 February 2010 1:28

well it does.

kyonichii 4

Friday 26 February 2010 2:25

Use your curves to booty-bump the chick into next week. ;]

forever2009 0

Friday 26 February 2010 2:42

that was rude but, there I things u can do like go on a diet or work out. so I don't feel completley bad.

Six23 1

Friday 26 February 2010 5:24

That doesn't sound too much like a friend. Sounds like she's lacking in confidence herself if she has to point out your negative attributes.

sesp61289 0

Friday 26 February 2010 5:30

haha so agree with #71! weight can be adjusted, ugliness cant. hey, atleast you have confidence and people notice it! if you didnt, you could have had it a hell of alot worse bc others would see you as weak. or is this "friend" maybe big herself, and just putting you down because of jealousy? that happens to me occasionally, i weigh a whole 98 pounds but yet girls clearly bigger than me somehow try to call me fat. ugh cant stand jealous bitches. but yeah thats something to think about

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