By pancaketits - 22/03/2016 15:33 - United States - Havertown

Today, a classmate accused me of having butt implants because "women can't have a huge ass and pancake tits". FML
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saxaddict122 14

Yikes. That person was not only an asshole, but made the pancake a dirty thing. What a double fail on his part. Sorry OP

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Danne696 14

Even if he thinks that, who the **** would actually say that to someone? It doesn't matter whatsoever to him wheter OP have had surgery or not.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Your classmate should be informed of the fact that people can in fact be built that way. Just like how said classmate has both a bad attitude AND very little intelligence.

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more4me 27

idiots . the world is full of idiots !

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BloodyGlass 10

I would've said, "How the hell do you remember to breathe?" to him.

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symbioticdeath 15

My bra size is 34/36D and my ass is pretty round and my Waist ranges between 28 and 30. I have never gotten implants and I do a fair amount of exercise. Woman can have near perfect body's without plastic surgery. That guy is just a prat! I always get nasty comments about my body to OP don't worry about it. Just have confidence and show off what you got ?

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Rabite 28

Wow, you seem to have the same flawed line of thoughts like the guy who insulted OP.

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tomvertigo 17

[sarcasm] Yeah, varying body types are impossible. Dammit, op, get your act together and be honest! [/sarcasm]

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CallMeACanadian 11

Or we could treat women with respect? Is it really that hard? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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LostCosmo 5

Hey at least you got an ass.

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bad_boyfriend 10

I disagree, every girl I date has a huge butt with little boobs. A big butt and little boobs go together like lamb and tuna fish.

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