Kids: Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck... - FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Ib83 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:02

I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

jaxx11 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:13

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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batosai33 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 11:25

tell the mom to watch her language or you will tell child services. a little extreme, yes, but it would make the point.

Shouri 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 5:18

parents these days.. -_- my parents are asian, if i ever cursed infront of them or anyone else, i'd be ******.

dammm_fml 0

Monday 7 September 2009 6:28

haha she told u

cuteaznmeow 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 8:59

hahaha! that was so funny!

nessiecave 0

Monday 21 September 2009 5:41

thats sucks but hey @least C&H did a comic for you. . .RIGHT? :D

neverStopLaughin 0

Friday 9 October 2009 4:40

They sound like wonderful people

Julle_fml 0

Monday 12 October 2009 18:00

I just love this illustration :)

AuriPantz 0

Monday 19 October 2009 0:42

I love Cyanide&Happiness.

SoulessOne 0

Monday 19 October 2009 20:19

lol u gotta love Cyanide & Happiness illistrations

Zolaugh 10

Tuesday 3 November 2009 9:02

What a bitch...i would have told them off =)

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