The unexpected

By RikkiTikkiTavi - 12/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was working at my desk and wearing my new noise cancelling headphones. I couldn’t hear anyone around me, so I let out a nice long fart. Every desk behind me was occupied and the fart was not silent. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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mssileas 25

..and do you also think you're invisible if you cover your eyes?

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mssileas 25

..and do you also think you're invisible if you cover your eyes?

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ahabsfan 15

If you were wearing noise cancelling headphones then how can you be sure it wasn’t silent.

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Sady_Ct 37

Probably from the reaction of the rest of the office.

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ojosRojos 28

Yeahhh... wearing noise-canceling headphones doesn’t cancel the noises YOU make

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Someone didn't pay attention in Science class.

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Who the **** doesn't make sure they are alone before they let out a fart, especially in an office where other people work?

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JasonThorn 20

I believe there was another person this happened to, and it was made into an FML cartoon.

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