Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Thanks!

Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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You deserved it 826

In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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You deserved it 18 399

Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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Kinda awkward

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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You deserved it 12 009

Buzzing the tower

By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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You deserved it 296

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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You deserved it 9 336

By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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You deserved it 9 278

wrw28405 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:43

I think that's a pretty kick ass mom.

GravyIsYummy 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:41

So, did you keep it safe?

Comments

Kitola 2

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:07

...Why were you guys even doing something like that if your parental units were home?

Nonnag 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:48

Lol parental units... But really thats a bit awkward but I agree with alot of the posters, atleast she didn't stop you or give some speech lol.

narwhalz 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:07

Your mom is rad. Most moms would strangle him. But you probably shouldn't shower together while your moms home, unless you didn't know.

imlaughingatyou 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:09

i'd love if my mom would do that. HA too bad she's asian. but damn, this is more like a good thing than an FML, haha.

beaniebabe 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:09

hahahaha I love it

Uepari 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:15

FTW. XD Epic mom is epic

Yooh_Plus_Meh 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:18

how is that an fml? If my mom did that i'd love it.. :D damn asian parents.. :(

volleyballchicka_fml 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:18

AWWWWWWW i love your mom

PeteyRiverstool 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:20

LOL that's not fml, but its kinda funny.

ohhsnapp 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:20

hahahah. funny stuff man. at least she let you stay in the shower with ur bf. i woulda been killed. anyway, i like ur mom. shes cool! although that would kinda be awkward.. hahah.

FlaminYawn 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:21

blabber and Rada, u both messed up the lyrics, use some common sense. It's "you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text"...late EX doesn't make sense, yet a text late at night saying her period is late makes perfect sense..don't correct someone Rada just to **** it up worse...