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Anonymous - - United States

Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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My body hates me

Anonymous - 01/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Elizabeth City

Today, like many other days before, my allergies decided, "screw you, you're dealing with me year round, no allergy medicine will keep me away, and you're going to break out in sneezing fits at the worst possible moments, which includes while you're driving on the highway." Shocking that I haven't been in a wreck yet, but still… FML

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New addiction just dropped

Never going outside again - 14/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML

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anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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Seasonal Suck - 28/09/2022 09:30 - United States

Today, seasonal allergies are whooping my ass again. The last time this happened was… only two weeks ago. Even more unfortunately, today also marks the day I discovered that while hot tea does help soothe my poor, inflamed throat, if I drink too much of it without a break, I throw up. FML

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Samantha Glennie - 13/07/2018 20:30

Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML

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Doom Metal will do that to you

Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

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Choking over here

JD. - 13/04/2021 00:30

Today, I made the horrible mistake of leaving my car windows cracked while at work. Not only is the exterior yellow due to the pollen, but so is the interior. I'm not allergic, but you can feel the pollen in the back of your throat. FML

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FlowerPower - 20/07/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML

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Don't do drugs, kids

Anonymous - - United States

Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML

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xloverin - 14/11/2015 16:23 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML

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mpsteve137 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:11

That blows like a runny nose

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:24

OP, you should get the official DocBastard© Allergy Fighter. A pill, you ask? Ha, of course not! It's a Medical Warrior! Doc doesn't **** around with allergies.

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 29 April 2012 23:25

Zyrtec? Allegra? Allergy shots? In a way YDI for not realizing that you have allergies or taking something non-drowsy instead of giving in.

p14tinum 0

Monday 30 April 2012 3:32

40K...

mya1234 4

Monday 30 April 2012 3:56

this sounds like another FML. starting with the words "the time I was going to spend at an outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car driving home... just saying..

lolufatfuck 2

Monday 30 April 2012 6:48

yeah ur fat ass ydi for being so damn fat

robberry 11

Monday 30 April 2012 17:27

That's why they make Claritin and similar products.

DemonLordMudkip 2

Tuesday 1 May 2012 16:12

No mere allergy medicine can stop an allergy with the strength of the mighty God-Emperor! The Imperial Fists shall strike again at this fortress world known as the "sinus cavity", until it bows before our might!