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Jpah - 24/06/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was talking to this girl who I thought was really nice. We were having an amazing conversation, and as we stared deeply in one another's eyes, she asked me, "Has anyone ever seen you take a shit?" She then began telling me the story of when someone watched her. FML

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Anonymous - 10/01/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

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embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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taman - - United States

Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN!" in front of the whole restaurant. FML

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noweddingforyou - 29/09/2013 19:21 - Canada - Guelph

Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML

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Payte - 08/04/2011 05:31

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

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Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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maximus - 20/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML

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wow - - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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imsleepingbeauty 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:31

Sounds like she may be into some kinda kinky shit, literally.

av232 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:25

haha way to ruin the moment

plexico 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 11:40

I don't think the conversation would have ended about watching people taking *****. Look up "Dirty Sanchez" or "Cleveland Steamer" to find out where she was headed. Yick!

spillproof 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:03

young love. Is she a valley girl?

Sadface590172 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:12

"Why no I havn't. What the f*** is wrong with you?"

hellosies 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:13

I'm failing to see how that screws everything up. At least she's interesting and straightforward. Ahah. You'll never be bored...?

erroneousx2 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:44

Aha! I laughed for a bit. She seems fun! Like whoever said, never a dull moment with her, definately a keeper.

AUT_student 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:45

First person to mention "two girls, one cup"!! FTW! I thought that would be the obvious call....

xsamanthax 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:52

sounds like a how i met your mother moment! (not the show) "Oh honey she asked me if anyone ever watched me take a shit!" *shocked kid stares at daddy with wide eyes and a huge frown*