Spontaneous

By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

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Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
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iluvhobos 5

I'm surprised you didn't get pubes caught in your teeth

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dmcp77 1

braces and penis do NOT mix. poor guy.

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heyitslexx 3

Ewww foreskin Is disgusting *shudders*

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MyPerspective 4

Petty much? He was getting free circumcision!

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amklycz 0

if ur young enough for braces, ur too young to be doing That

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xs4u 13

Damn... My foreskin just twitched in pain...

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kiaroxilles 8

Not sure if this has already been mentioned, but why is everyone saying "how old are you" or "you're too young for that if you have braces"? Are you guys aware that you don't necessarily have to be young to have braces? I know people in their 40's with braces! Smh. -_-

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