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By Ricky - 09/03/2009 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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Jic2c 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:30

aww how the hell were you supposed to automatically know she had tourettes

beccaroo91 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:27

omg haha, thats so sad but really funny

Comments

sgcaudell 27

Saturday 25 January 2014 6:53

That's horrible! But, how were you supposed to know what she was doing? Especially with kids these days! FYL!

supersitter 11

Sunday 13 April 2014 9:21

If you didn't know how to react, why did you decide to go with dance back instead of just stand there and smile? Although you had no way of knowing, so it's not your fault

Karan0217 6

Tuesday 7 October 2014 0:52

It's not your fault if you didn't know FYL

sufrina 15

Monday 29 December 2014 19:12

I can only imagine...

pizzaloverchick 9

Monday 23 March 2015 0:42

I know you were trying to be friendly, but that was really mean. ?

SquirrellyGirl 20

Monday 22 June 2015 3:09

That sucks for you, but think about the poor girl you imitated. She was probably really embarrassed and hurt. I hope you apologized.

cskeet 17

Thursday 12 November 2015 19:16

I have made this same mistake! Sometimes it just seems like they're being eccentric and zany! And then you just want to die....

Cavsfodawin 21

Monday 27 June 2016 17:26

That isn't tourettes! Tourettes is when you blurt out random things at any given time. It doesn't cause you to do some stupid dance. They must be completely retarded.