Work Smells like victory

Smells like victory

B-rent - 18/03/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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The sweet smell of success

joshua - - United States

Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML

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Fingerlickin' good

Anonymous - 13/07/2016 04:22 - United States - Lewisville

Today, while working at my new job at a surgery center, I noticed how odd it was that the room began to smell like fried chicken. I thought it smelt pretty good, until I learned it was actually the smell of someone getting their ear cauterized. I enjoyed the smell of someone's burning ear flesh. FML

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Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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Creepy season is over

Michael - - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

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Anonymous - 24/09/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

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broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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stop eating animals - 17/10/2023 15:00

Today, a barbecue joint opened near my apartment, close enough that I can smell the kitchen exhaust. I'm a vegan activist, so smelling animals being burned is a serious trauma for me. Now I either have to either move or constantly feel sick and depressed. FML

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anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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E - 20/10/2016 19:07

Today, my office smells like a giant turnip green fart because of a sewage leak. FML

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Friday 18 March 2011 23:00

Vegetarians can get bent. Mmmmmmm...Labrador retrieverburger... What, too soon?

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Friday 18 March 2011 22:44

aww sucks :(

livybug 0

Friday 25 March 2011 23:42

that is seriously sick. inhaling the fumes of dead animals..... and liking it.

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:45

That's so sexy.

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Saturday 13 August 2011 5:24

thats my nextdoor neighbors job and instead of barbique my dad calls it the 'KittyQue'

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Saturday 24 September 2011 15:36

Yummmmmmmmmmyyy! Poodle burgers!

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Thursday 8 December 2011 22:28

well, at least you have a new restaurant on the agenda..

MexaDoreano 1

Monday 19 December 2011 22:18

What if OP is a vegan/vegetarian?

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Saturday 28 September 2013 21:52

Yum.

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Thursday 5 December 2013 6:56

Ever think they're just renting out space to a bakery a few days a week? Yea, I'm sure that's it...

otecasacid 22

Tuesday 3 March 2015 20:39

bacon

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Thursday 9 April 2015 6:25

Ew that's disgusting.

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Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML

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Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML

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Today, I was told by my manager to make sure the supervisor on shift does his job. Last month I was told I couldn't be a supervisor. Apparently I can supervise someone who earns more than I do though. FML

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML

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Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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Today, I was doing photography, and decided to climb onto the roof of a building to photograph the city. I dropped a square of chocolate over the edge just to appreciate the height. Apparently, somebody saw me. I was arrested and am now being charged for trespassing and firing missiles. FML

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